I promise this will be my last song about my colonoscopy for a while.
I mean, it is one of those life events that adults currently have to go through, and you youngins, if you’re lucky, by the time you turn fifty they’ll have some scanner that just says, “Congratulations, no colon cancer for you!”
If they do come out with some scanner thing, though, you might miss out on cookies and juice.
If you like cookies and juice you should
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