I’m a Burpler

Burps can be as smelly as farts.

My wife said I was a “burglar,” a combination of burp and gurgle. I swear I thought she said “burpler,” the same combination but different spelling.

I sang the song for her, and she quickly reminded me that I don’t listen to her. Ha, ha! In any case, there are times I have stomach noises. I probably should have tried to record the noises, but alas, it’s just me singing.

I sing a lot about bodily functions. If you like bodily functions you should subscribe to my YouTube channel or “Like” “Songs By Andy” on Facebook!